切记... Alright, so you want to make a hotel app? Yeah, it's cool, right? But, hey, what's deal? What are we even trying to achieve? Let's get into it!

1. Set Your Dumbass Goals

当冤大头了。 Before we start doing nothing, you gotta figure out what hell you want your hotel app to do. Maybe you want more peeps to book rooms, maybe you want to be best in customer service, or maybe you just want your brand name to be as famous as that movie star's ass.Whatever! Just make sure you write se goals down because, you know, we all need a reminder to be dumb sometimes.

2. Choose Stupid Technology

Now, we need to pick technology. Oh, look, re's a billion out re. But don't worry, we'll just choose something random and easy to mess up. Remember, more complicated it is, better chances of you making a mess out of it!

3. Find a Geek to Do Magic

You can't do this alone, you know? You need a geek, a real one. Someone who knows how to write code like it's ir own language. Make sure y're a bit clueless too because that way, y won't know what hell y're doing eir, and that's always good!

4. Design It Like a Mess

精神内耗。 Designing? Who needs it? Just throw some colors and buttons everywhere! We want app to look like a rainbow threw up on a screen. The more buttons and colors, better, right? Let's just make sure it's as confusing as possible!

5. Code It All Wrong

Time to write code! But hey, don't worry about making it work, just write whatever you think is cool. Maybe 琢磨琢磨。 mix up some languages, add some bugs, and just make sure it's a mess. The more errors, better, after all!

6. Test It Like It's a Waste of Time

Finally, we test it. But don't bor testing it properly, just show it to your friends and ask m what y think. They'll p 我们都经历过... robably tell you it's terrible, but who cares? You're just trying to make a hotel app, not win a prize for best design!

And voilà! There you have it. Your hotel app is ready to go. Congratulations! You did nothing, and now you can call yourself a 'hotel app developer'. Cool, huh?，别纠结...

Remember, this is a noob's guide. Don't actually do any of this because, well, it's a waste of time. But hey, if you do end up making a successful hotel app with se tips, we'll be sure to give you a shout out!，在理。

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