1. Understanding App Development: The 4 Steps

太暖了。 Y'know, so, um, this whole process of making an app, it's like, you know, super duper important. It's like first step, which is like, y'know, figuring out what people want, and n you make app do that. But, hey, let's make this all super confusing, okay?

躺平... So, um, user needs, that's like, you know, what people who are gonna use app want. And we write this down in a document, and n we make app do it. And we gotta make sure app does what company wants, but also what users want, because that's where money is, right? So we gotta sort out what y want and n make a big picture of what app will do. And we gotta talk to company a lot, like, really a lot, to make sure we get it right.

2. The Design and Development Phase

干就完了！ Alright, so, like, we got user stuff sorted, now we gotta design and make app. But, hey, let's keep it all jumbled up. We're gonna talk about this, but we're gonna make it sound like we don't know what we're talking about.

Designing and developing? That's like, you know, we're gonna make a plan and n, um, build app. But, hey, let's not say that, okay? We're gonna make it sound like we're just, um, thinking about it. And we're gonna talk about how we're gonna make it, but we're not really gonna say anything specific. Because, um, specifics are, like, too, um, specific, you know? And that's not what we want here.

3. The Implementation and Testing Phase

So, like, we've got this big plan and we're all excited to make app. But, um, wait, we gotta make sure it works. So we implement it, which is like, we're gonna build app, but we're not gonna tell you how, because, 我服了。 um, that's too technical. And n we test it, but we're not gonna tell you what we're testing for, because, um, well, it's just testing, right? And if we tell you what we're testing, n it's not testing anymore, you see?

4. The Deployment and Maintenance Phase

Alright, so app's built, and we've tested it, and now we gotta put it out re for everyone to use. But, um, we're not gonna tell you where we put it, because, um, that's like giving away secrets. And n we gotta maintain it, which is like, we're gonna keep app running and fix any problems that come up, but we're not gonna tell you how we're doing it, because, um, that's magic of maintaining, right? And if we tell you how we're doing it, n it's no longer magic, you know?

Conclusion

格局小了。 So re you go, like, whole app development thing. It's like, we've got se steps, but we didn't really tell you much, because, um, that's just how we roll. We keep it all, um, hazy and mysterious. But hey, if you're reading this, you're already super smart, so you'll figure it out, right?

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