哎，现在做生意，不做网上的就落后了。咱东城街道也得搞搞这个啥…SEO。我跟你说啊，这东西吧，听着高大上，其实就是让咱的店，或者咱社区的消息，能在网上搜出来。但到底咋弄啊？我琢磨了好几天点儿东西，跟大家唠唠，出道即巅峰。。

1. 先想想谁会来搜咱东城

躺赢。 你想啊，谁会搜咱东城的？肯定不是外地来的！都是咱这儿的人。所以得想想他们平时都搜啥。比如“东城好吃的啥？”、“东城哪家理发好？”、“东城老年人活动中心”…… 你得把自己当成一个要找东西的街坊邻居，想想你会怎么搜。

1. 问问大爷大妈

坦白讲... 这事儿啊，光自己想不行！得去跟街坊邻居聊聊！特别是大爷大妈们！他们啥都懂！问问他们平时都用手机搜啥、买啥、玩啥。他们的意见最重要了！

2. 选词儿是个技术活

选词儿啊，可不是随便挑几个字就行的。得用工具！我听说有个叫“百度关键词规划师”的东西…反正挺复杂的。我用了一下…有点晕乎乎的…不过大概意思就是它能告诉你哪些词儿有人搜，而且竞争不太激烈，我个人认为...。

2.1 百度关键词规划师咋用？

先注册个账号吧…然后输入你想卖的东西或者提供的服务。比如“东城区按摩”。它就会给你蹦出一堆词儿来。 优化一下。 “东城区按摩多少钱”、“东城区按摩哪里好”…… 这些就是关键词！

2.2 啥叫长尾关键词？

哎呦喂…这名字听着就长! 其实就是很具体的词儿。“东城区便宜的按摩店”、“东城区晚上营业的按摩店”。 这种词儿虽然没人经常搜，但是搜的人肯定都是真的想去按摩的！所以转化率高! 懂不，也是没谁了。？

3. 选好了词儿要干嘛？

选好了关键词之后就要把这些词儿往咱们的网站上填！ 填到哪里呢？标题、文章里、图片描述里…总之能填的地方都填上！ 但是注意啊, 不能硬塞! 得自然一点, 要不然人家一看就知道你在作弊!，差点意思。

3.1 标题很重要

摆烂。 标题就像房子的门牌号, 人家第一眼看到的就是你的门牌号, 如果门牌号写的不清楚, 人家怎么找你? 所以标题一定要包含关键词, 而且要简洁明了!

4. 内容是王道

光有标题还不行! 内容也要好! 你得写点对人有用的东西! 比如介绍一下咱东城的历史文化、 美食特产、社区活动……写的越详细越好! 让别人看了觉得你靠谱!

5. 外链是什么鬼？

这个我不太懂 我听人说有个叫“外链”的东西很重要… 就是别的网站链接到你的网站。越多越好? 我也不知道... 反正挺麻烦的...

6. 东城街道特殊考虑

我明白了。 咱东城可不一样! 咱们是老北京地段, 文化底蕴深厚, 所以咱们的SEO策略也要不一样!

6.1 文化气息要浓

得多写一些关于北京文化的内容, 比如京剧、 胡同、老字号等等 。 站在你的角度想... 这样才能吸引那些喜欢文化的游客和居民。

6.2 便民服务不能少

太离谱了。 东城街道的人都比较注重生活质量 , 所以咱们要多提供一些便民服务的信息 , 比如公交线路 、 医院排队 、社区活动等等 。

7. 数据分析是个好东西

要经常看看自己的网站有没有人来访问 , 有多少人访问 , 他们都在看什么 。这些数据可以帮助你了解自己的网站有什么问题 , 然后进行改进 。 我听说有个叫 “Google Search Console” 的工具可以用来分析数据 ...

8. 总之呢...

SEO 这玩意儿吧 ， 说白了就是跟搜索引擎打交道 ，让搜索引擎知道你的网站有什么好东西 ，然后把它推荐给需要的人 。 这需要耐心和细心 ，不能急于求成 。 多学习 、多实践 、多 ，相信你也能把 SEO 搞得定 ，我们都...！

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