哎呦喂，最近啊，这蔚来又搞了个新手机出来。说是为了车主方便，其实就是想多赚点钱呗。不过咱也不能说啥了毕竟人家有钱任性。今天我就跟大家唠唠嗑，说说这全新NIO Phone到底咋样。

一以贯之的家族式设计

说实话啊，第一眼看到这手机吧… 我差点以为是上一代呢！ 这设计师是不是偷懒了？ 外观跟上一代简直一模一样！天际线的设计… 哎呀妈呀… 反正就是看着就觉得特别熟悉。 破防了... 要不是朋友说这是新款的，我真以为自己眼花了。

性能铁三角铸就旗舰表现

这手机里头塞了个啥？ 据说是什么高通骁龙8 Gen 3、UFS4.0 和 LPDDR5X 。 这些都是啥玩意儿啊？ 我也不知道… 反正就是跑分很高！ 安兔兔实测跑了211万+！ 厉害吧？ 可我更关心的是玩游戏卡不卡！

《王者荣耀》帧率图

我玩了个《王者荣耀》， 设置最高画质、最高帧率。 后来啊嘛… 还行吧。 基本都能流畅运行。 但是吧… 有时候会有点小卡顿。 多损啊！ 可能是我技术不行吧… 。 平均帧率120.2FPS吧...差不多得了.

《原神》帧率图

再试试《原神》。 这个游戏可是个吃配置的大户！ 我把画质调到最高，帧率也调到60FPS。跑了一会儿… 哎哟我的小心脏啊！ 热得不行！ 不过还好还能玩得动。 平均帧率60FPS左右吧...

运行《王者荣耀》温度表现

玩了一会儿《王者荣耀》，这手机烫得跟热锅上的蚂蚁似的! 正面39.3℃ 内卷... 背面40.3℃... 不过也就那样吧... 比我老婆做的红烧肉还凉快。

值得一提的是天空视窗也迎来了增强

听说他们家那个什么“天空视窗”升级了? 从40 FPS提升到了60 FPS? 然后还能 纯正。 干啥? 我也没太懂... 反正就是更快了呗! 能显示更多东西呗! 具体能干啥用处不大…

“车钥匙”中的“战斗机”

这个功能倒是挺好玩的。 可以把手机当车钥匙用! 而且还能远程控制汽车! 什么开空调、 算是吧... 开摄像头之类的... 可惜我没车啊! 要是有辆蔚来就好了…

与上代相比的变化

仔细看了一下哈....尺寸稍微变了一点点? 从165.19mm变成了163.9mm? 这有啥区别啊? 我反正感觉不到...，PTSD了...

屏幕升级成天穹屏了? 嗯....弯弯的....看起来还行吧...，精辟。

对了对了还有那个自定义车控键功能挺方便的.. 我服了。 ..长按可以设置各种功能...但是我没车啊！！

对了对了对了还有还有这个超感车钥匙功能更好用了！解落锁成功率更高了.....但是我也没车！！！，弯道超车。！

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