好吧... So, re's this crazy title out re, "How to Make $80,000 Monthly with Ads on Apple App Store?" I mean, really? This has to be some kind of algorithm mistake in rankings, right? I checked it out on Sensor Tower and what do you know? The app is supposed to make... wait for it... $80,000 per month? Holy smokes!

Step 1: Aim for Gold!

Okay, so I went and checked out Productivity category, and like you'd expect, re's all se big name apps like Dropbox, Evernote, and Microsoft. Duh.

But n I saw it. The 10th top Grossing Productivity app, as of June 7, 2017, was an 复盘一下。 app called "Mobile Protection: Clean & Security VPN." Now, what's that all about?

Step 2: Get Buzz Going

Alright, so this "Mobile Protection: Clean & Security VPN" app. It's got a catchy name, I'll give it that. But how do you make $80,000 a month with ads? Let me break it down for you.

"First," I think, "y must have a massive user base." So I checked reviews, and guess what? They have like 5,000 downloads. That's it? Come on!，妥妥的！

Step 3: The Magic Formula

换个思路。 "Hmm," I say, "maybe it's ads that are paying off big time." So I look at ads in app. And... wait for it... re are no ads. Zero. Nada. Zilch. What's going on here?

"Could it be in-app purchases?" I wonder. So I dive into app store listing. 他破防了。 And... surprise, surprise... no in-app purchases eir. None. Zip. Zilch again.

Step 4: The Real Deal

"Well, this is just plain weird," I mutter to myself. "How do y make all that money?" I decide to do some digging and what I find is... 他破防了。 absolutely nothing. No revenue model, no explanations, no nothing. Just a mystery app that's making a mountain of money out of nowhere.

Step 5: Learn from Pros

So, what can we learn from this mystery app? Well, if re's one thing it teaches us, it's that sometimes, best way to make money is not to actually make anything. Just sit back and watch cash roll in. Yeah, right.

反思一下。 Or maybe, just maybe, this is some kind of elaborate scheme to attract naive investors. Who knows? The truth is out re, but I'm not sure if I want to know it.

Step 6: The Conclusion

In conclusion, if you're thinking of making $80,000 a month with ads on Apple App Store, just remember this one thing: it's probably 嗐... a scam. Or at least, it's not a realistic goal for average app developer. So, keep your expectations realistic and your wallet secure.

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